Remember, if zombies start to bother you on campus, you can always escape to your local LRC. Just make sure that you close the door behind you. LRC staff members have been trained in zombie defense and we have the necessary first aid supplies, in case you don't quite make it.
If zombies do manage to enter the LRC, we have library supplies (large staplers and tape dispensers) that will double as weapons. We also have some super-sized print materials (remember books) that could do some significant damage. E-books are not as helpful, in this case.
If you are interested in reading more about zombies, see the following:
Zombie Movies the Ultimate Guide
My Mama Says There Aren't Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends, Goblins, or Things
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
World War Z: an Oral History of the Zombie War
Tracking the Man-Beasts
This is absolutely phenomenal, thank you. Going to have to look into some of those books. Also made me laugh, well done.
ReplyDeleteSadly, West campus LRC isn't as safe. We have glass windows and one of the doors can be opened by pushing from outside the LRC. I suggest an immediate upgrade.
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